I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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