Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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