the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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