I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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