i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
His hands were made for my vagina.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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