real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We left the knife in your bed.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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