How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
How external is "for external use only"?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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