Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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