return my video game
Kiss
Puke
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
