i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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