That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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