I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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