Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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