so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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