Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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