just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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