Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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