TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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