NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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