oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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