wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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