did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
sarcasm needs its own font
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
where are my pants?
in the oven.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
