That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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