pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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