hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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