Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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