just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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