I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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