Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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