If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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