Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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