My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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