so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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