i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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