i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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