I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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