he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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