whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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