ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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