Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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