If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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