Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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