i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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