Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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