true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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