After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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