when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
