just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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