I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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