I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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