I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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