All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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