He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I'm really busy with my period
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